What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.