What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes