What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!