What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!