What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.