What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.