What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.