What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!