Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.