What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.