What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

ele-font

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken