What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.