What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!