What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.