What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.