What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Paris Hilton Jokes More Paris Hilton Jokes

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.