What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.