What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.