What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !