What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)