What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.