Because asteroids was already taken.
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He works them out with a pencil.
A stand up guy
Surely they should be called asteroids? :
If I fits I sitz."
Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.
A pencil has a point.
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
Me
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
4. Prophet.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
she texted both the guys simultaneously.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
me stops jumping: You would have said no
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
A Neckromancer
Because he was a neck-romancer....
So they fit in the box.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
