What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's