What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

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Why are all Satanists trypophobic?

They're grossed out by Holy things.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.