What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin

Satanist Jokes More Satanist Jokes

Why are all Satanists trypophobic?

They're grossed out by Holy things.

What do you call a Satanist dancer?

A ba'al-erina.