What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.