What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.