Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.