Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.