What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.