How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite