How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!