What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder