How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!