How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum