What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!