What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.