Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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They herd

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!