Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.