What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!