What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates