What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!