What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.