What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.