Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!