Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
The dog has cerebral pawlsy.
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You Mariott
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Plato
He was made out of Plato
A flossopher!
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
