What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.