What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.