What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.