What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae