What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...