What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

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What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.