What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending