Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps