How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.