What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)