What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.