How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.