How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.