What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.