Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Follow the slime trail.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A man holding an aardvark.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
Carbon dating.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
Because it's not going anywhere.
