Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle