What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing