What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.