Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Never mind, I figured it out.

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Because they cant finish a race.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.