Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.