To screw in the lightbulb.
Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
Two, but they have to be very small.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
None. They only screw playoff games
Half a centipede !
The chain is too long.
He walked into a bar.
'Where is the bar tended?'