What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool