What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!