What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

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Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.