What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.