What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.