What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.