What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Sushi Restaurant Jokes More Sushi Restaurant Jokes

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"