Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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v2 Allah's Snackbar.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!