Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.