Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless