A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Because their eggs stinked!
Eggs actually get laid.
To get to the Otherside.
A presidestrian
A Drill Sergeant
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
The one that keeps getting bigger
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Because their feet stink.
Kermit the frog's finger