Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.