Why do little girls put fishes down the...

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!