What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common?

Who

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.