What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !