What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.